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Laird Ronald H. Thomson
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How You Can Become a Lord or Lady Today! |
Dear Friend,
Have you been looking for an really exciting gift for someone special to you? Have you come unstuck so far? Feel like giving up?
Well congratulations are in order! You have now found a wonderful gift. Make him or her a Laird and Lady of Jura! By the way it is a perfect gift - even for non Scots!
Wouldn't you just love to have an elite and regal title to be "Someone Special"? Somebody that stands out from the crowd?
It is possible! And 100% legal and above board. We know that for certain.
Firstly — we have had it checked out by some very senior law officers working within Scottish law to make sure of it. It was the first thing we did!
Secondly — we have been enabling people to acquire these Laird and Lady Packages on this particular web site since 2003 so we are well tried and tested over some years.
Having your own title means so much to you, doesn't it?
By the way, it is not just having an elite title in becoming a Laird or Lady that means so much but having your own personal plot of land in Scotland as well. Just imagine the look on your friends faces when you casually drop into the conversation that you have just received your update report on what is happening around your Scottish Estate. Yes, we do send you regular newsletters to keep you fully up to date. After all it is your estate, isn't it?
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Hi Ron, Just a quick note to say thanks for sending me your Laird of Jura pack so quickly. I was starting to panic as to whether I would be able to find just the right present for my friend's 10th Wedding Anniversary when someone recommended your Become-a-Lord.co.uk web site Thanks again! XXX June Barclay, London UK |
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Hello Sir,
I am writing to say my girl friend bought me the "Laird of Jura" title pack for my birthday.
Although I have never been to Scotland I will now be investing to
go as soon as I graduate in 2006. I want to see my land! The framed certificate sits on my study desk. It
looks fantastic and the Laird's handbook was so informative. I
just love the idea of being a Honorary Scot owning this land
and being a real Laird. |
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Dear Mr Thomson,
Thank you for giving us the opportunity to become like a Scottish Lord with our own Estate on the Isle of Jura.
My parents moved over here (Australia) when I was only five years old and I have longed to be able to move back. Now you have given me a connection back to my home country. God Bless |
Now you have your own title and your personal Scottish estate.
One of the things you can do is to visit it if you possibly can. We are proud of the area and you will be thrilled to see it as well. After all you own it! But wait one moment I have not yet told you anything about your Scottish Estate yet, have I? The land you will own in Scotland is situated on the peak of a small hill on the Isle of Jura so you have both easy access (even by car) with the most amazing views all around you.
A 48 page color printed Laird of Jura Handbook accompanying the Title gives clear directions on how to get there. Your handbook also explains what to do and see. You will also discover some of the history and the culture — including long standing Scottish traditions you need to be aware so you can join in as a true Laird or Lady of Jura.
What will you see from your Scottish estate?
Imagine you are standing with me on your own plot. From your personal Scottish land overlooking the Sound of Jura you will see fantastic views all round.
"Can you see Ben Lomond standing proudly looking over one of the most famous landmarks of Scotland? As the Scottish song says, 'On the bonnie, bonnie banks of Loch Lomond'. Look south and you will be seeing the Isle of Islay or even Northern Ireland on a clear day."
If you look downwards to the sea there is a strong chance of seeing dolphins or porpoises playing close to where you are standing. Both Killer and Minke whales have also been seen there in recent years. Have you been to a place with so much to see in one place? Turn around and there is a good chance of seeing some of Jura's 5,000 wild red deer roaming around. There are approximately 5,000 and 6,000 deer (compared to only two hundred humans) living on a 27 mile long island.
Those images are views from near your Scottish estate facing north with the famous 3 Paps of Jura behind. The small buildings you can see in one of the views are part of Craighouse with the Jura Hotel on the far left.
By the way, did I tell you that we include a discount accommodation coupon at The Jura Hotel?
Yes, maybe you can understand why we are proud of our strong connection to the Isle and so will you when you become a Laird or Lady of Jura today.
Jura has been fought over since Viking times. Later ruled over by the self appointed "Lords of the Isles" MacDonald Chiefs often fighting the official King of Scotland. The island then became the headquarters of various Scottish Clans mainly the MacDonalds, Campbells and Macleans who all fought to gain or retain control of it spilling the blood of thousands in order to do so.
You can acquire land on the Isle of Jura without having to kill anyone or sell your first born to the devil!
Discover more in your special 48 page Laird of Jura Handbook — after all you want to know about your Scottish estate, don't you?
Here are some more testimonials of satisfied Lairds or Ladies.
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This is a photo of our daughter Mary-Anne who graduated from University earlier this month. I was struggling to find the ideal graduation present for her but this package was just perfect. She loves it! One Proud Dad Lady Mary-Ann, NC USA |
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Hi Dude,
Just writing to say thanks for the
privilege of being able to become a Laird of Jura. I so
loved the package when it arrived earlier this week I had to
write to say thank you to all your team and especially the
person (or persons) who put this whole deal together for us. Thanks again from the north of England. |
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Laird Ron, Thank you so much for my new status, I've seen a lot of novelty gifts in my time but this one beats the rest of them hands down. This is the key to complete bragging rights with all my friends as I take advantage of my lofty position. My certificate is going to be firmly placed above my mantelpiece and I'll show it off to the world! Thanks for this great honour! |
Now see what Vishen who gave David his Laird of Jura Title
thought when he saw the reaction on David's face.
You are probably already aware of the fact that buying a vast Scottish estate could cost you hundreds of thousands of pounds (or dollars). By Scottish tradition "The Laird" would be living in a large castle with a lot of acres around them. However you can still own part of this magical Scottish island and become a Genuine Laird (Lord) or Lady with only a small investment.
You can recognise what makes this gift so compelling but imagine how impressed friends and family are going to be seeing ...
BUT WAIT... There is more. Sorry, I forgot to say you receive the following extras as well.
Or take the option of becoming a Lord & Lady for only £65 (apron. $130) with 2 adjoining plots on one joint title certificate, making a really wonderful gift for a couple — especially for wedding gifts etc.
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You receive full ownership of one square foot of genuine Scottish land. 
In other words... I will open
my Sporran take out my wallet and give your money back. You can't lose, can you?
Can't say anything fairer than that, can I?
The prices include all shipping & handling charges internationally. No extras, tax or
lawyer fees. We take care of it all!
Remember earlier I made a personal promise to you and I always keep my word. Purchase a unique title by becoming a Scottish Lord or Lady now.
Yours sincerely
Laird Ronald H Thomson of Jura
P. S. By the way the amount of land is finite and I have only been able to acquire a relatively small number of these plots. I can't guarantee I will be able to obtain more after they have all gone. So hurry, or you will miss out on this unique opportunity to become a Laird or Lady now... while you still can!
If you are seeing this page we will still have some plots left. But remember Mark Twain said, "Buy land today — they have stopped making it". So it could be a case of "Here Today Gone Tomorrow!"
Note some of the testimonials shown on this page have been shortened for reasons of space. you can read the full unedited versions on our Gift Testimonial page.
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